Porn Meets Girl

I'm a 20 year-old girl working in an adult bookstore. Occasionally, I make comics to pass the time at work. I only use what I have in my store, which means no pencils, no rulers, no erasers, no spellcheck, and no photoshop.


Got questions? Lay 'em on me. :)  

Anonymous asked: fuck girl

I. I don’t understand.

Anonymous asked: sex girls

wat.

Anonymous asked: can i fuck them

Yes. Wait, what?

robotwi asked: Please tell me the guys at San Diego Comic Con didn't act threatening and now you're never updating ever again or something :( You have such a great sense of humor I want more comics!

Actually, no one showed up and I felt really lame and dumb.

But I’ll still update very soon because I love all of you no matter what, THIS IS REAL LOVE.

I’ll be the Lady Rainicorn-lookin’ fool by the Starbucks across from Ballroom 20 on the second floor for another ten or fifteen. :) Hope y’all are enjoying con.

My desperate attempt at a ‘yay 100 comics’ post. Woo-hoo!

I’ve started working a second job as a server in an Irish pub, as hours are being cut at the porn store. I’m currently looking for work at other adult stores. Hopefully they will prove fruitful, and even more hope is held out that things improve at my current shop.

Another update about Comic-Con: I’ll do a meet-up at noon next to the second-floor coffee stand. I’ll hang out there for about a half-hour to an hour (depending on how many people can come) and I’ll do some on-the-spot sketches for y’all. I should be in costume (I’ll post if plans change) as Lady Rainicorn from Adventure Time… So… Look for a bunch of rainbows. :X If you have questions or need any help finding me, you can tweet my at @pornmeetsgirl.

My desperate attempt at a ‘yay 100 comics’ post. Woo-hoo!

I’ve started working a second job as a server in an Irish pub, as hours are being cut at the porn store. I’m currently looking for work at other adult stores. Hopefully they will prove fruitful, and even more hope is held out that things improve at my current shop.

Another update about Comic-Con: I’ll do a meet-up at noon next to the second-floor coffee stand. I’ll hang out there for about a half-hour to an hour (depending on how many people can come) and I’ll do some on-the-spot sketches for y’all. I should be in costume (I’ll post if plans change) as Lady Rainicorn from Adventure Time… So… Look for a bunch of rainbows. :X If you have questions or need any help finding me, you can tweet my at @pornmeetsgirl.

I’m curious about who’s going to the San Diego Comic Con this year. If any of you guys plan on going on Thursday, and would be interested in saying hi or getting a sketch or something, let me know and perhaps I can plan a meet up.

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In case some of you didn’t know, I have an art blog for personal things not necessarily related to PMG. It’s open for requests and such.

In case some of you didn’t know, I have an art blog for personal things not necessarily related to PMG. It’s open for requests and such.

Anonymous asked: Got quite a few. I imagine you're atheistic? Are the majority of people who go to your "bookstore" ugly, alright or attractive? How often do you get requests for bestiality? Do you ever get sick of seeing pornography? Are there pornos playing in the store at all times? If so, are they silent? Is there any music? If there is, do you get to choose what it is? And what's your music taste?

Oh boy, hahaha. I’m pagan, actually. I don’t really know how to answer that one… I don’t really pay attention to that sort of thing. Usually once or twice a month. Nope. Not up front, at least, they only play in back in the arcade. They most definitely are not silent back there. Yes, I do, and eclectic. Today I showed my coworker ska, which made me nostalgic, so I put on a 90’s playlist. I listened to some old school rap, then put on a mix I made for sleeping with a lot of folk and such.

We’re drawing on my friend, Tiny.

We’re drawing on my friend, Tiny.